Sticking it to the dawg in your life has never looked like so much fun.
The brand-spanking new video for Britney Spears' "Womanizer," which had its world premiere tonight on ABC's 20/20, has a little bit of everything: Cherry stems, wigs, a syncopated ass-whoopin', xeroxed buttocks and some quality naked writhing time in a sauna.
Translation: It's Britney, bitch.
So, does this feast of the flesh remind you of the Spears of old, or, better yet, does it give you hope for the Spears of the future?
New Video: Britney Calls Out the "Womanizer"
Britney Spears: Starbucks Smart

Stepping out in the lovely fall weather, Britney Spears was spotted roaming around Studio City, California on Saturday (October 11).
Casually dressed in a tank top and jeans, the "Gimme More" singer popped inside of Starbucks for a frappuccino drink before continuing on with her day.
In related news, it was recently announced that MTV will be airing a 90-minute documentary on Miss Spears called “Britney Spears: For the Record”. The show will make its debut on November 30th - just two days before the release of her new album, “Circus.”
Talking about her meltdown period of the recent past, Brit tells, "I sit there and I look back and I'm like, 'I'm a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?' I've been through a lot in the past two or three years, and there's a lot that people don't know."
"Sometimes I think I get kind of lonely because you don't open the gate up that much, you know I mean?" she adds. "You're guarded. You have to be that way, so I'm kind of stuck in this place and it's like: How do you deal? And you just cope, and that's what I do. I just cope with it, every day," she added.
Jamie Lynn Spears: Shopping with Maddie Briann

While her big sister Britney was busy filling up on Starbucks in Los Angeles, Jamie Lynn Spears was spotted out in McComb, Mississippi on Saturday afternoon (October 11).
The "Zoey 101" actress toted around her 4-month-old baby daughter Maddie Briann to go shopping at her local supermarket before going to a friend's house for a quick visit.
As for plans to marry babydaddy Casey Aldridge, Mis Spears recently told press, "We are engaged, and we are really happy with where we are right now. There isn't a rush for anything."
Meanwhile, Jamie Lynn also spoke of her ambition to further her education as her baby gets older, saying, "I want to get my business degree. I could take online courses right now, but with Maddie being so young, it's hard to sit down and focus. I do want to go to college and get my degree."
Jennifer Lopez: Low-Key Shopper

Managing to keep a bit of a low profile, Jennifer Lopez was spotted out shopping at Curve boutique along Robertson Boulevard in Beverly Hills on Friday (October 10).
While most of the paparazzi were a few doors down at The Ivy shooting Eva Longoria and Sheryl Crow during a lunch outing, J Lo was able to spend an hour in the store without too much of a hassle.
Meanwhile, a spokesperson for the popular singer/actress has quickly denied reports that Lopez suffered a nervous breakdown in 2002.
Press reports tell that "reporter Kevin Sessums was commissioned by Elle magazine to profile Lopez, but the publication dropped his initial interview in favor of a more flattering piece amid complaints from her reps that the interview got much too personal."
In his interview, which was subsequently picked up by a new Web site after being rejected by Elle, Sessums quotes Jennifer as saying: "I did cry a lot (after the babies were born) because I was having so much trouble moving. I had a C-section. I couldn't get up fast enough to feed the babies. It went on for about three days. Marc was helping out a lot and I was crying and crying and going, 'Oh, Papi, they're going to know everybody more than me. ... They're going to love everybody more than me!'"
Hilary Duff Glams Up 4th Annual GLSEN Awards

Taking time out of her busy schedule to support a good cause, Hilary Duff was spotted hamming it up on the red carpet at the 4th Annual GLSEN Respect Awards.
And Miss Duff looked lovely as she posed for the paparazzi, sporting a sleeveless pink blouse teamed with a black belted high-waisted skirt and matching black heels.
But Hilary’s relationship with GLSEN (the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network) goes far beyond just attending events- she actually puts her money where her mouth in.
Teaming up with comedian Wanda Sykes, the “War, Inc.” babe appears in a new national Public Service Announcement campaign that encourages the “lazy-lipped to lay off the inadvertent trash talk which is homophobic, dehumanizing, and nothing-but-damaging to the collective sould of the human race.Christina Aguilera and Family: London Bound

Looking very much like the picture perfect celebrity family, Christina Aguilera was spotted at LAX yesterday (October 10) along with her husband Jordan Bratman and son Max Liron.
The “Ain’t No Other Man” songstress and her two favorite guys were on their way to London, where she’ll be performing at next week’s This Day Music and Fashion Festival.
Aguilera will be joining Seal on the Africa Rising grand finale bill, set to take place next Tuesday, October 14th at the Royal Albert Hall.
The show is designed to raise awareness for African issues by finding “sustainable solutions” rather than by simply identifying the problems facing the continent.
Vanessa Hudgens Visits Tonight Show

The cast of “High School Musical 3: Senior Year” just wrapped up a European promotional tour. And now that she’s back in the States, Vanessa Hudgens has already begun her publicity duties.
The “Identified” babe was looking fit and fine during her trip to “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” as she began her assault on the American press.
Miss Hudgens turned heads in a leggy black crisscrossed shoulder strap dress teamed with a pair of strappy black heels.
In a recent interview, Vanessa revealed that though this may be the last HSM film she and boyfriend Zac Efron do together, they’re still open to co-starring in other films. "No one says it's the last time. Who knows what the future will bring?"
Halle Berry: Yoga Sexy

Continuing to work on her post-baby body, Halle Berry was spotted out for a trip to the yoga studio in Los Angeles on Friday (October 10).
Wearing a funky knit cap, the Oscar-winning "Monster's Ball" babe was escorted out to her Lexus by her mat-toting instructor following the workout session.
And all of the hard work is already paying off, as Halle has scored the coveted title of Esquire magazine's "Sexiest Woman Alive" for the upcoming November issue.
Questioning how she garnered the honor at the age of 42, Halle said, "I've been in the business for more than 20 years, and you decide now, at this particular time, that I'm the sexiest woman alive? Come on. I mean, you couldn't go with the Bond-girl year?"